As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

In many ways, Mitch McConnell is worse than Donald Trump.

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Maxipads go on cunts, so this checks out.

...but this is someone who’s gonna be around seemingly forever!

Alcohol is not an excuse. I have been a heavy drinker ever since I was legal—and only recently managed to cut alcohol out of my weekday.

Even at my worst, I never tried to grab, kiss, or otherwise physically/sexually assault someone.

Alcohol doesn’t make you do anything you wouldn’t do otherwise; it’s an inhibition…

Caity Weaver made a convincing case that the best all you can eat experience was spending 14 hours eating mozarella sticks at TGI Fridays:

Must be visiting BYU

Talk about burying the lede there. 

8-8? They’ll end up winning the division with a cool 7-9 record.

I know they haven’t played anyone good except the Bills, but it’s still worth noting the Pats are on pace to absolutely shatter their own NFL record for point differential in a season (+315 in 2007, currently at +175 and on pace for +400).

Probably made in China

In her book Women Who Work