So folks are only respectful to you when they’re running a grift? That’s just sad, boss.

I was called “Hoss” once by a random store clerk, and it felt kinda awesome. 

I will die upon the Hill of Dude. I am a man who came of age in the 80's when Dudes were Dudes and Bro’s had not yet harshed our Dudeness. A Dude is a man of relaxed character and mellow disposition, The Dude was called so for a reason.

I’ve never understood the dick-in-a-vacuum thing. Is this something people actually do? I can’t imagine how it would possibly be enjoyable. 

...which they STILL haven’t fixed.  It’s been the team’s weak spot since literally the franchise came into existence.

Giuliani has already said he won’t cooperate. Let’s see if Schiff has the stones to throw him in jail for contempt.

I can’t wait to see him squirm when he is not allowed to deflect questions aimed directly at him like he does in news interviews. He will be required to say something in response to their questions and he is going to get himself (and hopefully DJT) in trouble. Can’t wait!

I would laugh at this, but I am honestly surprised that Trump hasn’t specifically made this allegation yet.

He’ll be sitting in his cell, caterwauling about having been the “mayor of America” on 9/11 like it means anything anymore when he’s been busy helping foreign governments meddle with the American government.

Please let Kamala do the interrogation. I want to see her make him cry. Then Barr, Don Jr and Ivanka. I want them all to melt under her gaze.

Rudy has not nor would ever say anything that could implicate him in such malfeasance... HAHAHAHA!!! Even with a subpoena over his head his dumb ass still won’t know when to shut the fuck up.

Salient bit: now that there's a formal inquiry, they included that clause about how refusing this subpoena is considered an act of obstruction, and may fuck over both you and your boss. Most excellent.

I wonder if this will be a Soros deep state coup against the president and his Brooklyn country lawyer or a Hillary/Obama deep state coup against the president and his Brooklyn country lawyer?

Yeah but Watson just has the natural born ability to read a defense. That’s god-given.

yeah, that’s true.. How about I just put J.J. Watt there instead. He’s being wasted just as much.

Put Arian Foster in there too.

It’s a good thing such a thoughtful and talented Quarterback is playing for team known for taking advantage of other truly generational talents like Andre Johnson and Jadeveon Clowney.

This is the internet age. If someone isn’t owned or dunked on or DEMOLISHED, then what even is the point?

Remember when David Ayers repeated “Fuck Marvel” when a dude shouted it at a Suicide Squad event? 

“Do I look like someone who needs help? I did it all on my own, I don’t need anybody doing anything for me!” - Rudy Guliani roughly 20 minutes from now