hey the power company sells you the same electrons over and over and over again, so I’m not seeing the problem.

No worries-- I’m still recovering from their crappy advice that I didn’t need to wear a mask.

First: It sure pisses off the Cultists to point this out, but the sad reality is that “same market, same model” sales ALWAYS stagnate quickly in the few quarters after release. Once the pent-up demand from the Cult is satisfied the sales usually flat-line. Mod S has been in steady decline for 6 quarters, Mod X is…

heh.  And the rolling blackouts have plagued California all summer...  Maybe they shouldn’t have closed so many power plants, eh?

And, yet, Model S and X sales continue to decline...

Oh, man, wouldn’t it be hilarious to strip all the badging, put a Tesla T on the front and go to the Superchargers claiming “this is the prototype for the new Tesla Entry-Level car”.  “No Photos Please” as all the cameraphones come out...

I still want to see it up on a dyno...

Fake your own death?

Could also be “fleets” impacting the numbers but it doesn’t make sense.

yeah.  This.  “car payments”.  Man.

$59,995 List Price... a feat Ferrari will never pull off

It is interesting how many of “one party” have a lot of sexual misbehaviors on the resume.

Thus raising the average IQ of both parties...  Magic!

I find the moralizing here kind of bewildering-- given the source.

An attorney with a heart (tm)

sadly, it appears ALL Astons have had this stigma— not as great to drive as they are to look at. Z8 was like that too.

Which is to say, you know, illegal. Cops will use any form of probable cause for a stop. Don’t give ‘em one.

Hey, I’ve had my Tesla Model 3 on The Tesla Network for that last 8 months, generating income and making my car payment, my rent and my 5-Hour Energy habit. People never vomit or release other bodily fluids in an unattended taxi service. Never.

Heh. Of course Musk can chortle because he did that famous Coast2Coast Full Self Drive back in 2015, which is now the bar that all others must now get over.

This forgotten gem is a 1982 ElecTrek.