You just watched the mind of Hideo Kojima finally off the leash of a major publisher.

Time to see if Konami holding him back was a good thing or not.

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No mention of “X game that wasn’t mentioned?”

You did it! You were the first to comment on a PS+/Games with Gold article to say that the free games suck! Congratulations, you special snowflake!

putting my money on ““A measly hundred? Tunick is getting old and feeble. We demand more T&A.” —fuscator” and the guys being lightweight drunk

For me personally, I remember watching these shows when I was living in the hood. The way they lived seemed so out of reach, so over the top... and now it’s not. I’m thankful for that. Rags to riches isn’t just for rap stars, people.

He seems too douchey for her.

mannnnn that’s a bummer

Dude, chill. I was joking.

“Audiences are not stupid,” writes the commenter, as the joke flies over their head. ;)

I don’t call them anything during the fight.

Yes, but don’t worry. In more recent years, I learned how to blog.

I love my Vita! I was just poking fun at you, friend-o.

Can confirm.

Trust me: these are high-quality!

They’re just ordinary people.

Seriously. Can’t believe they didn’t have this feature this whole time.

I mean, being an introvert doesn’t just STOP when you play video games. Sometimes I want to play Destiny or Bloodborne without having my buddy ask me all the time if I want to play with him, only for me to say no. And yeah, I shouldn’t have to…

Nice try, Blake.