See, if this was the type of vital historical information taught in our schools...well, we may not be any smarter, but class would be entertaining.

While all other points stand, the smell thing probably wasn’t a concern to them in the way it would be to us.

After he led the Continental Army and before he served as the 1st U.S. President, George Washington was one of the biggest liquor distillers in America (today, his distillery is part of the Mount Vernon tour).

And because these were Americans who were educated up to their noses, not only would they hic, but they would also haec and hoc.

So, first, Gdubs. Cause he’s mah favorite.

As long as I can rest my magazine or newspaper on your head because your reclining prevents me from seeing my laptop, recline away!

I’m surprised your arm didn’t reflexively jump up and make you accidentally backhand that fool. The peripheral nervous system can be a mighty mysterious thing.

They’re not nearly as comfortable as your sweet fedora, I’m sure.

Yes! Massachusetts Native here. Currently living abroad and a while back someone asked if I’d ever eaten at a Reb Lobster to which I immediately replied without thinking “Go fuck yourself.” I’d do terrible things for some clam chowder these days.

Do I also see fried scallops, and I think fried oysters, here? Or they could be whole clams. Either way, wonderful wonderful stuff.

Upon review, an excellent point.

:( McRibs looking gourmet right now

I am as enticed by the onion rings in this picture. Where do I have to go to find this magical land where people don’t fuck up onion rings by making them huge and thick so the entire fucking onion slimes out onto your face when you take one bite?

It looks like they gave up halfway through making it. Like they just looked down after toasting the bun and putting on the first part of the lobster “Christ, what are we doing with our lives? I just can’t even”.

I am not in favor of this, only because “hubby” is maybe the second-worst word in the English language. I won’t eat Chubby Hubby regardless because of the name, and this is twice as bad.

Don’t forget that when Vermont legalized gay marriage (first state in the nation to do so legislatively, *pride*), Chubby Hubby became Hubby Hubby for a couple months.

How is it possible for a person to be this wrong

The real thing. Sterling Ice Cream Bar, MA.

My mom did this to me when I was in the 1st grade to punish me for writing that I hated a girl who was being really mean to me. Then she called the school to make sure that they made me take off the hat I wore the next day. I went from having long blonde hair (which I liked to put up in a bun) to having hair about an…