AAHHHH I love and hate all of these. AND I HAVE ONE OF MY OWN! It's not anything supernatural, but still scary as shit.

Mr. Rogers and Bill Nye. They are fucking saints.

These mens. They get so EMOTIONAL about everything. Its so hard to have a logical discussion when they are in the room. Bless their little hearts.

I mean what took so long

Finally. Some male opinions.

Mad props to a commentator over at Kotaku named Arden who posted this gem:

He and I will be bonding first over our Tom Lehrer fandom. Form a line, please.

the following story was told to me by the guy, and then later corroborated by the young lady in question. i can't swear to every detail but this was a high school story of legend in my hometown.

I'd be happy to provide a good home to any unwanted poulet yassa or thiéboudiènne.

Did you seriously just do the "A lot of my friends are X" thing?

They should have put the cease and desist letter in their Cuisinart... I mean food processor and turned it to confetti. #NotACronut

I come from an ethnic family, with lots of enforced touching, lots of enforced kissing of older people, lots of enforced kisses, and that's why I didn't object when my neighbor, and, on a separate occasion, his son,put their hands all over my private areas before I was even five. All because I was taught I'm supposed…