Fair! I think I was thinking of 2012, where there's an obscene amount of overlap.

My money's on a Republican candidate. But I wouldn't be surprised if it were Hillary, either.

Seriously. With the exception of Jeb Bush and Bernie Sanders, is there /anyone/ in the current race who didn’t run in 2008?

Heart like a hole!

Given that the other events are called "Africa Fashion Week London" or "Africa Fashion Week New York",

Love this. The light skirt and the amazing coat-like top...this is wonderful.

Regal AF. Love it.

Tevas can totally be cute. Exhibit A: these wedges. Exhibit B: these sandals. Once the pair I have die, I’ll probably get those next.

Yes! I am wearing a pair of those right now! I will never wear the "original" Tevas, since holycrap ugly, but ones with a bit of styling? I am all OVER that. I am really rough on my shoes, so I need something sturdy that can keep up with me.

This look is ridiculously awesome, between the stealth Mad Max face and the perfect haircolor!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO There does not exist enough NO in the world to properly sum up my feelings towards this. And I LIKE Vegemite.

Suddenly Iggy Azalea makes sense.

I was hoping it was going to be something like a meatloaf/red sauce combo in a tasty pastry crust.

Do Tim Tams count as “things trying to kill you”? Because even if they are, it’d be a delicious, chocolaty death.

I think they meant to say "festering pustule" instead of "squeezie". Seriously, dude. Get that looked at.

And probably because their parents pulled the exact same shit, so they feel it's okay to do just the same thing.

[citation needed]

no no no no no no no because you know why? If showing mons is a thing now because of super super low rise jeans, vajazzling is going to come back. VAJAZZLING. I will launch myself into orbit before I want that to come back.

No, no, you're thinking of high-low rise jeans. They're the thing this year. They're the opposite of the skirts in that they're super high rise in the back, but super low in the front. That way, they look horrible on everybody.

That's fair! Sorry for the lack of reading comprehension. For people without flower allergies, though, local honey is the tits.