Probably no better or worse than the people who get makeup (eyeliner, eyebrows, etc) tattooed on their face.

Anything by The Supersizers is really excellent. Actually, anything with Sue Perkins is amazing.

This! Botulism is good for nobody.

That said, local honey is super delicious and far superior to bear honey any day of the week. There was a hive a few doors down from me a couple houses back that somehow made honey that was almost spicy. It was the best thing ever.

It’s still a feminist platform. But this is a sub-kinja for wedding stuff, and given how much dieting is thought to be a necessity as part of preparing for a wedding, it makes sense to include it in the topics covered here. Besides, this isn't HEY DIETING IS AWESOME. It's explicitly talking about how this diet that is…

Solution: Turn the fish around so the tail is pointing towards you, not the head.

I wish I had the Orson Wells gif to put here. So instead, I will just give you a round of applause in my head. Because seriously, fuck that shit.

Yeah, the omission up front is necessary for the reveal at the end.

This is where I tell everyone that LA Burdick's makes THE BEST hot chocolate ever. It's melted chocolate (you can pick from white, milk, dark, or single-origin) and steamed milk. It's rich AF and so, so worth it.

If your home bar does not have Velvet Falernum, and you like sweet and tangy tropical drinks, YOU NEED THIS NOW. But yeah, finding it in a commercial bar would be a bit of a challenge, especially if it's more of a whiskey and wine place than a rum place.

I saw him doing a Star Talk Live performance in Boston, and the entire time, he was sitting with his legs spread wiiiiiiiiiiide apart, sometimes with his ankles hooked around the legs of his chair.

But not too late to edit it because it's the right thing to do.

I'm thinking of him now. As a kid he looked more like his mother, but now? It's all middle-aged Prince Philip.

I see the resemblance now! Pity he didn't take after his mother.

Except that heels are an invention initially designed to be worn when riding, usually by men (1400s-ish). And later, popularized by men because it made their legs look awesome (1700s-ish). It wasn't until women started wearing them too that it became "just a female thing". The fixation on women wearing heels as an…

BUT WAIT NOW YOUR MOUTH IS FULL OF CHEMICALS AND NITROGEN WHAT WILL YOU DOOOOO

SLEEVES. Be still my beating heart, this dress has SLEEVES. Will wonders never cease?!

Forget wedding. This is a coronation gown.

Yes. I would like to wear this, please. Unless she's not actually a larger model and the dress just inflates her about three dress sizes.

Either the short, peach dress (wonderful) or the long white dress (theoretically wonderful). Both? Terrible.