Now all she needs are some dragon puppets for a seriously rad modern Danaerys costume. THAT HAIR.

Steamed ham? I grew up and went to college around Albany and never heard of this. Is it a reference to something?

That's awesome! My personal favorite is "My fists are crying (because they want to punch you)". It's Korean, and you can imagine it gets a /lot/ of use here on Kinja.

"Complaining with your mouth full"- it's not a common English expression, but I love it! What language is it usually in?

I'm in a happy relationship, and this is /still/ amazing. Much champagne for you!

This is SO frustrating. "It's amazing that a large company sees us as human beings! We should give them ALL THE COOKIES! Go them!" *barfs*

What are mudflap skirts? I tried looking it up, but only got either pictures of cheerleaders or car accessories.

That looks comfy as hell. I would totally wear that.

I saw a set of rhinestone mini-spirals the other day. I guess you were supposed to twist them into your hair? Either way, instant High School flashback.

Brava for being patient with that idiot. "Let's not be that blog", indeed.

This is why I'm very happy with my plan of "ridiculous Vegas wedding during a road trip". It's cheap (if I want the party, I can have it when I get back), and I figure with the stress of traveling together, I'll know if I can stand this guy for the long haul by the time we get there.

Argh, Kinja. When I say I don't want to publish something, I really don't want to publish it. Stoppit.

Good gracious. My takeaway from this is that you never sleep. It sounds like you only get 4 hours a night?

"What am I doing here with this asshole? I can't believe I let myself be talked into this."

You are my hero. That is /excellently/ done.

...okay, maybe a couple of the other ones. Or maybe I'll just throw horse patties at them until they run away? I didn't think this through, is what I'm saying.

I would gladly work as a bodyguard for that truck at a bronycon. I'm not even particularly buff, and I'm pretty sure I could take on a couple of them at a time.

FWIW, depending on the grocery stores you go to, you can find some really great cuts of offal for really cheap. I recommend going to East Asian supermarkets or ones in Central/South American neighborhoods. It's still not nearly as much as what we /should/ be seeing, given how many animals are slaughtered for meat, but…

Don't forget the butter, if someone forgot to boil it properly with the spices.

What would you say counts as overtipping? I always tip 20% on delivery (and eat-in)- should I be tipping more?