And then there's this shit: http://www.edoughble.com/ Cookie dough that is meant to be eaten out of the tub, not baked. I'm not even sure you can bake it even if you wanted to.

I don't even have exterior genitalia and I could feel my bits climbing even further up into my abdomen as I was reading that story. Holy shit in-deed.

This link may have some interesting material for you, then: Some Congresspeople took the "Food Stamp Challenge" and wrote about it. http://foodstampchallenge.typepad.com/

Dangit, it doesn't say exactly how to get them from the cod! Now I want to see if other fishes have them, like salmon.

...and now I have a craving for fish cheeks. Dammit.

I once went on a date that involved eating ice cream outside in January. I do not regret it one bit.

Thank you. From now on, I will be referring to coffee as "Hot bean juice".

Oh my word. Your username is absolutely lovely.

Also, do you feel the same way about lemon meringue pie?

Citrus in winter has always confused me. Things like limes are a summer fruit, but tangerines tend to come out during the winter. Not to mention, of course, the really strong association of citrus and winter. Sure, Florida is a good excuse for pretty much anything, wrong-growing-season wise, but still.

There's a movie in this, I swear. Some grand heist movie in the spirit of Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, except everyone's Russian and the loot is a giant block of cheddar.

Speak for yourself! I know many color-blind people. However, they are multi-spectral despite it, so who knows?

Also, are we in the Thursday Next-iverse or the Shades of Grey-iverse?

Link for those wondering: http://blog.kamens.us/2013/06/11/joh…

I want Rob Cantor to make a song for Kirby Delauter a la "Shia La Boeuf". Also, if Kirby "Puling Manchild" Delauter wants to intimidate people, he's gonna have to do better than a Facebook comment. I bet Jonmon (Jonathan Monserrat - I can't get his Encyclopedia Dramatica page at work, but google this fucker) could…

With the Russian space program being one of the only ones actually working, they might be able to go to the Moon to get some of that lovely, lovely space cheese.

Aww, that's sweet of them. Ill-advised, but really, really sweet-natured.

You have my utmost sympathy for being allergic to corn and tomatoes. The corn is bad enough, but also tomatoes? Are you allergic to other nightshades as well (potatoes, eggplants, peppers)? I have a friend who's pretty allergic to all nightshades which is pretty inconvenient if you want to go out to eat ever.

Thank you so much for giving awesome recipes for things that really should be very common and simple, but get a bad reputation from either fear or bad preparation!

Oh god, Japanese pumpkins. THOSE are what send me into the rapturous feeding frenzy.

Jesus on a pogo stick, this is making me miss shaved ice in China so goddamned much. A pile of freshly shaved ice nearly a foot tall, covered in condensed milk, syrup, mango nectar, and piled with mango chunks....

Of course, despite there being an increasing number of Taiwanese bubble tea places and more "authentic"…

And there's talk of gluten! This is gonna be good.

Yeah, odds are likely this is far from the first drink that baby's had. And honestly, if she's obviously pregnant, by that point, the majority of the damage has already been done. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome kicks in within the first few months. Poor kid.