I go through my deck and pull/destroy cards I don't like. So my deck doesn't have "passable transvestites" in it. All the Glenn Beck ones stay, though.

Veritable Cornucopia: String quartet.
Penile Cornucopia: Boy Band

I wish I were at my computer at home so I could give you an Orson Welles clap-gif. Bra-VO. I only lived overseas for a year and a half, but I miss the food every single fucking day. It's always different food, too. Some days I'll miss being able to buy amazing egg crepes filled with noodles and peanuts and pickles on…

Eeeh, I wouldn't be so rah-rah on the UK/England these days, given the rise of UKIP. But generally agreed- there's a LOT of good to be had overseas for white western dudes, even if you stick only to Anglophone areas (which also includes a lot of Africa - thanks, colonization!).

Also, then you get really awesome access to the rest of SEAsia which also has absurdly good food. The cost of living is pretty ridiculous there though, from what I hear, especially given that it's pretty close to 1:1 with USD.

Bavarian Black Lager: The beer that dominates all others.
...Blacker than your favorite riding crop.
Really, there are just too many alternatives that are way, way better than what they had.

The "logic", near as I can tell, is that if you assume that a fertilized egg is the same as a fetus, then doing anything to prevent the implantation of said fetus is abortion. This, of course, only works if you actually believe that IUDs and Plan B do that, which they don't. But try explaining science to people who…

Fun fact! The seed of this plant was so inextricably linked to romance and horizontal funtime in Roman times that it eventually became the symbol for love. No wonder a heart doesn't look like an actual heart- it's supposed to be a Silphium seed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silphium

If adding saccharine to grits wasn't a factor in their split, it SHOULD'VE been.

I would eat that. Take half a ripe avocado, smash it on toast, drizzle a little sriracha on there (but just a bit because I'm a weenie) and some salt, and that sounds awesome.

I'm not southern, but I can see that being tasty, in much the same way that biscuits and gravy are tasty.

So, I can see some people having weird-ass taste in food. There are some things that are apparently THE BOMB that I just cannot get behind, like dipping fries in a shake. Eeeeugh. But eating frozen meat? While still frozen? How do you even chew it? Is it that they have ice-chewing addictions but know they need to have…

Also, if you live in a state that has ballot initiatives or referendums, YOU CAN PUT SOMETHING ON THE BALLOT. You can MAKE people vote about what you care about. Ballot questions are the direct voice of the people speaking and making their desires known. Senators and state congresspeople didn't get Massachusetts paid…

It's also worth mentioning the time in Japan where they stripped a guy naked, put him in a room, and he had to live entirely on what he could win from sweepstakes, all for TV: http://dangerousminds.net/comments/psych…