"A small point of clarification - last night's ep was not perspective-less. That will never happen on this show. We just didn't label them."

Love me some crazy Liv Tyler.

Mad Men! Mad Men!

I hope you're not wearing tight pants, that's bad for your health, you know.

Lots of Lotz, just what my doctor ordered.

So, this is The AV Club at the highest of its powers. Bravo!

I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T WORTHY I'M CRYING

I love so much El Secreto de sus Ojos.

Wow, an "A-."

Well, Jane proved once again they are the kings and queens of rapid storytelling on TV. No one does it as good as they do. Impressive.

Oh gawd, Gorilla City is happening. May I cry?

IM SO HAPPY GUYS

"If The Affair was a supernatural show, Noah’s book would be the ancient cursed artifact that infects and ruins the lives of everyone who reads it before murdering them in some sort of brutal fashion."

Oh man, PLEASE LIKE ME is just crushing it this season. Wow.

"You can't kill Adele in front of Shakira and Beyonce. I don't want Shakira and Beyonce to live in fear."

In my case, there was no technique whatsoever. Also, my chest hair wasn't trimmed. It was really painful.

A groovy "B" perhaps?

It's horrible. I took a business class in college and we had to create a product based on the town market's opportunities. My classmates and I came up with the brilliant idea of a home-made wax. I tested it and it hurt SO MUCH :'(

OH YES ALWAYS SUNNY

We know what happened. ALL THE BOOBIES WERE EATEN by Miss January Jones.