sanjurokurosawa
sanjurokurosawa
sanjurokurosawa

Braun's the cheater? Jobu used goddamn voodoo to enhance his performance.

Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.

I was a former professional poker player for a few years, and probably the most depressing part of the job was dealing with people you knew were gambling addicts. It's one thing to take money from a doctor or lawyer, but when you know the person won't be able to afford groceries if he loses but is gambling anyway

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

Yeah, that's an amusing anecdote and probably a story the guy's wife loves to tell now to embarrass him at parties, but far from qualifying him for "dumbest customer ever."

I'd be careful, Papi. Aaron Hernandez also pushed for a hit and look at all the trouble he got into.

The baseball-card collection I had as a teen—145,000 cards in all when I last bothered to count, 800-count box after

So if I went to get my picture taken with a full beard and a full head of hair and then immediately after the picture was taken went home and shaved my head and beard I would be in violation of this policy?

Leave it to the DMV to alienate people and make everyone's lives more miserable through meaningless bureaucracy. Thanks, South Carolina.