man the stream where they say “jump in the pit its safe” had to make every lawyer in a 10 state area cream their pants.

My SO and i do 4 meals a week from them for $80.91 including shipping. so $10 a person per meal. On the meals like chicken breast, carrots, and mashed potatoes you could do a lot better. On the meals like Mushroom Ravioli with Kale and walnuts in a brown butter creme fraiche sauce (an example from next weeks menu) it…

My school district had a central hub to produce their awful approximation of food. 

I mean their god caught an L against a snake and piece of fruit... 

If you like Sade and DOOM (RIP) check out the Sadevillain mashup. unofficial but one of my favorite imagined compilations. 

Can i get your costco pizza van guy’s number? 

Don’t be silly that was last year. This year they invited a real right wing dictator instead. 

Papa Johns is easily the worst delivery pizza and has been for years. The only good thing they do is include those garlic butter cups.

Korbel brandy. 

an orange peel and a cherry garnish i have no issue with. A slide of orange and a maraschino cherry muddled at the bottom I will pass on, which is tradition for a lot of Wisconsin Old Fashioned. 

i enjoy fried pickles and corndogs. Definitely going to have to grab one this year!

no, states can run their own elections but stillneed to follow the state’s constitution regarding elections laws. This would end that.

Moore v. Harper is the next big one. Thats the one where they likely will decide state legislatures can run elections however they want, including ignoring the state constitution and just picking who they want. 

fuck cancer indeed. RIP dad. 

Taco bar. The end. 

Just dont bring one of the hits to a black cookout. Aunti Deedee brings the mac and cheese and she will fight you if you bring a dueling version. 

*open division. Nearly all sports do not have a mens division, they have an open division anyone can compete in, and a womens division to give women a chance to be competitive. Trans women should compete in the open. 

Makes its own gravy!

this just sounds like regular ass nachos.

The cops shot kids. I guarantee it.