“let star wars die in peace”

Its fun to watch if you turn your brain off. The plot emerges out of nowhere and barely holds itself together, while the new uses of the force kind of ignore the 8 previous movies.

Hey guys, I came up with a plan to attack this space ship flying thousands of feet off the ground. You ready?

I’m sure the house would be more than happy to have him testify under oath.

you are allowed to eat less you know?

Minimum wage where I am is 15$ an hour. Lots of entry level jobs request a degree or 4+ years relevant experience. I’m not going to hunt through indeed to find you a list. Thanks!

tell them you would like a soda pop, then explain the type.

Here’s a tip, don’t take yourself so seriously.

Dear salty, every time I go out to eat, the servers at my local place asked me what I want to drink. So my question for you is, how do I order a diet coke? Is there a special process? I’ve seen other customers say something to the server, and receive one, but I can’t hear what they are saying. My usual tactic is to…

She wasn’t kidnapped.

Is lying with another man an abomination or not?

I can smell your privilege.

Having an English mother, warm spices and alcohol soaked dried fruits are the taste I most associate with christmas.

Lots of minimum wage jobs require a college degree.

This is why you don’t use bing kids

If employers do not pay a wage that allows their workers to live, we the people step in and do so in the form of welfare, wic, EBT, sponsored housing, medicaid, etc.

Yep. The same argument “i can’t afford to pay minimum wage” could be used at any minimum wage. “7.25 an hour, at that point I might as well employ illegal immigrants!”

I usually do roughly 4:1 whiskey to vermouth, so pour out 5-6 ounces (depends on how sweet or dry you like) and replace 4-5 oz sweet vermouth and 1 oz with your choice of bitters. Serve with a cherry (i like Luxardo.)

it would be easy to think of an excuse too. Like the drain from weapons and shields in active combat causes you to overheat too quickly, so theres an internal limit built in.

“It is literally drinking a cup of spiced crème anglaise.”