Oh God, when you said 'littlest Jonas' I thought in horror you meant that Frankie kid. Jesus. Still, good for Nick.

Thank you. Dawww...

Alternate reading: white men are the least racist, they'll fuck anyone.

Ya know what? I am thinking that maybe it is a blessing from God that this stupid show does not have any black women as cast members. I would pity them horribly for the tacky, insulting sketches that they would have to do and i cannot imagine that they would have the same power of input as their white, male…

Oh gurrl, Kerry Washington totally pregnant.

I'm gonna shake up paradigms and wear blackface for Christmas.

In honor of little Dourtney, a video of my own Italian greyhound wearing shoes. Partly because yay Italian greyhounds, and mainly because I just feel like it:

Nope, if your default is not hiring black women, that's not going to change unless you make a specific point to try to hire black women. The brain likes patterns and consistency, and all the vague good intentions in the world don't change that.

so wouldn't it be better suited on XOJane? :)

"Blonde" is for women and "blond" is for men. Thanks for the correction, though.

I spent the last hour of my work day reading these and as 5 rolls around...I realize that I have to leave in a few minutes and go home to a dark, empty (except for the cat and dog) place I call home. WHERE I KNOW A WOMAN DIED.

Camping one.

"I hope you brought a change of clothes because you're about to piss tears." - Jean Ralphio Sapperstein

My sister lost her first baby at 8 months into her pregnancy. She hired a photographer to take pictures of him, and one hangs in her house. We all held him and said our hellos and goodbyes. It seems weird from the outside but makes sense once you're in that situation.

Kanye. Shaddap.

Kanye, Kanye, KANYE. It's when you say things like that... people think you're insane instead of just a maybe-genius Level 99 Music Wizard. Comparing FLOTUS and Kim Kardashian is like comparing apples to durian fruit. One is delicious and wonderful and the other smells like poo. Not the same thing, friend!

THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR ME.

I thought she was impersonating John Boehner to be honest.

He is the Taylor Swift mic stealing version of Kanye West to his girlfriend.

This is a legitimate question: why aren't they allowed to do that?