dude's fb: https://www.facebook.com/yeiner.perez.3…

Remember Naked Florida Zombie? I am sure these people did. I would have run for my life.

This is horrifying. This is kind of like the time a naked man tried to jump through the Coldstone Creamery window at an outdoor mall, and it turned out to be my high school ex. DODGED THAT BULLET.

kudos to the guy in blue. what a terrible day to be at work, he did his best.

Crazy Naked People on PCP Defense is only covered in advanced classes under the platinum membership plan.

The police station is only two blocks away!

Sad thing had this been a girl? Far more positive response from the male parties, who instead of feeling like this guy is gay, would instead be leering and creeping hardcore on a girl. Sweet double standards of public twerking.

I work in a school and one time the school psychologist pulled me aside because she was concerned about my well-being. She told me I looked "depressed". I was so annoyed.

His letter was assholey but I'm not sure why people are shocked. Trust me, if she'd been black while applying to school the rejection would have been a lot uglier. She still had a lot more privilege than POC of any gender.

Russian guys think that pretty much any woman can be bought, and American girls have a reputation for being easy. Russian dudes can be fun to drink with but you definitely want someone to walk you home, or if you're drinking in a hostel or hotel make sure that you're not followed. They can be such pervs. Last teaching…

This is the most shocking news I have ever heard. I had no idea Amanda Bynes, who has shown to be perfectly sane for the past few years, would ever be arrested.

I PROCLAIM THIS DAY THE FIRST INTERNATIONAL JUSTIN BIEBER'S MONKEY EMANCIPATION DAY! ***throws confetti****

Yeah...I never really liked him but that quote somehow eluded my attention. I threw up all over my keyboard. I'm busy bottling it back up so I can throw it through his window.

Is Savannah's diamond actually seafoam green? Maybe it just has witch undertones.

Nope, I associate elves with fun and goodness, or as having +2 dex, +2 int -2 con. Pat Robertson is more like a wretched troll from Scandinavian folklore.

There is nothing cuter than a dog who just lays down during a walk, and is like, "Nah, I'm done".

I never thought of Pat Robertson as an elf but now I think I see it.

And who do you think should be financing stuff like the police and fire force, the army, the road building, the public education system, social security and Medicare? Where do you propose the money for those come from?

Considering their rapid transition between flexing of different muscle group derivatives and superior tensile control creating the swirling motion of a largely non-muscular body part, in my professional opinion, these ladies exhibit a high level of proprioception, rhythm and athleticism, making their presentation…

I can't put my finger on exactly why, but a lot of the comments here are rubbing me the wrong way. "That's not dancing!" "That's inappropriately sexual!" etc.