HAHA Michelle you had ONE JOB

Yeah, my friend does Teach For America in Texas. Apparently, every year they have a picnic at his house because he supports education (yadayada) and apparently he is super charismatic and nice and just genuinely interesting and interested in people. That's surprising to me.

IDK if you're being sarcastic, but if not...#YASS. I freaking love Wolf Blitzer. Something about him is so sexy to me (I also enjoy Lester Holt, Brian Williams, and now that I think of it even Ann Curry could get it and I'm not even into women. Maybe I have a newscaster thing..). I fully cosign this sentiment. Look at…

It's very annoying to me that a man was beaten and all people can do is talk about how they should patronize a different yogurt store instead.

oof...I would not call people 'Mullato'. That's a bit offensive/a gauche.

I'm 24 and have had more than 5 gray hairs since I was 18. It's all about genetics, not age!

I did too, but I was probably projecting.

UGH. As a Bostonian (and as a HUMAN) who had this happen 2 blocks from my former apartment and knew someone who was hurt, this hurts so bad.

Done. This is a great organization and it's a shame to think that it is not getting the publicity it deserves.

your screen name is hilarious and I appreciate it a lot

I couldn't help but dance real hard (without leaving my couch, of course) while watching that. GET IT.

correlation does not prove causation

one of my fundamental friends created a facebook for "Jesus Christ" so that she could make her relationship status "in a relationship with Jesus Christ". The profile picture was literally a rendering of Christ.

I'm a youngin so I took the one out of 2400 and I got a 2160. On just math and verbal I got a 1460. I'll be proud of that shit for the rest of my life.

Ok, I'm 23 and maybe shouldn't feel this way but something about Harry Styles is just so sexy to me :/

I'd like to think that I'd slap these assholes if they did this to me but I also know that I've been conditioned by society to not "make a scene" or make someone uncomfortable while I am highly uncomfortable, so I'd probably giggle and then go home feeling like shit and being pissed at myself for not standing up for…

I've been a vegetarian for 7 years (and black) and I freaking love fried chicken. I eat those morningstar veggie cutlets like it is my job because I just really love the taste of fried chicken. I don't eat fried chicken anymore but god damn did I love it.

Casserole!

IDK. She is pretty witty and hilarious on twitter. She also has plenty of interests (cooking comes to mind — her cooking blog is great) so that goes along with being intelligent "in something".

What does one have to do to be followed by a One Directioner? I would flip a SHIT if one of them (preferably Harry) started following me and I'm not even really a fan!