"there's absolutely nothing there except for garlic"

Start of the re-unification campaign for the Koreas? That or women's figure skating.

Why does Japan have to be a tape delay, the large time zone differences with the continental US? Also, didn't NBC pay significantly more for the broadcast rights to the Rio Olympics than for London?

Liek so offended. I can't even. OMG.

I know, I live out in corn fields, not many trees and fewer buildings, so Spiderman would have to be okay with walking. But we could use some sort of low-level hero to clean up DUIs, heroin, and meth around the county. After that they can help with road repair.

Shit all looks like shit to me.

Aww, it's so sad and tiny out there by itself!

Thanks, shadow! Now to give your mother a thanks

No, it backfired and the trolls are attacking me! *runs away crying*

We can troll you to death if you're into that. I have some data you can crunch,

But what about the cats?!?!

Don't call me chum! *throws rotten fruit*

It was sarcasm!

I've been watching Battlebots live over the summer, though I do miss some episodes. Before that, I think the last thing was Hannibal. Before that…NBC's Community/Parks and Rec/The Office/30 Rock lineup?

You don't live in my neighborhood Spider-Man! I don't even have a neighborhood!

Let us all hope glorious leader Hillary inspires greater sorghum harvest, year upon year! Vote Democrat!

Took you long enough to get here. Bad traffic on the Breitbart Overpass?

Scotland is truly a magical place!

Deadwood's one of my favorite shows, so even if I didn't have anything to say, I was glad to see someone else thinking about and enjoying the show.

Is there whisky ice cream?