"Everything you need to know about the PS4."

This will help:

"But the news that really got gamers salivating was the exclusive gaming deals they announced."

Which, hooray, will run out of space incredibly fucking fast with all the mandatory game installs too.

Maybe a gun is hidden in there for when the shitty system makes you hate yourself for buying it.

My only complaint is that Forgotten Sands Prince is shown there. I would've preferred the Two Thrones Prince. Not only does he have a deeper combat repertoire with combo attacks, counters, wall-bounces, air dives, and speed kills, but he also has the time rewind/pause and the ability to go into a berserker Dark Prince…

Nah , this is way better than the Dark Vader Meme