I'm disappointed they didn't file this story under $kaybait.

I think I need a sedative.

Your car on fire? Pull right up into a gas station!

I thought this was useless on my Mini when I bought it, but soon learned to appreciate it and love it. The Mini has lousy rear visibility and the convertible is even worse. Despite the fact that you can park it just about anywhere, it's tough when you have no idea how close your rear end is to that other car. The…

wont have a car without it

HOLY SHIT A JALOP TAHT ACTUALLY BOUGHT AN EXPENSIVE CAR NEW INSTEAD OF USED.

As a C&C organizer personally, I cringe every time I see these videos. We've had cars peel out, rev excessively and a few get tail-happy leaving our meets, but you always fear the worst. You can kick certain guys out but you can never eliminate this completely. It's a pretty helpless feeling and you just go into…

Here's the 2001 Porsche 911 GT3:

You got like three feet of air that time.

"Driveability remains very exciting for anyone who can appreciate the car for what it is."

I'll bet it's even MORE exciting for those who CAN'T appreciate the car for what it is...

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2004 S55 AMG - 493 HP - BUY IT NOW for $9,999

That's a 1990 Chrysler Town & Country. This is a 1991 Dodge Caravan.

As it turns out, there's a reason these things have gotten so cheap. And given that this is a Volkswagen Group product, the reason is exactly what you'd expect: the engine has the propensity to blow up at any random moment, requiring a repair that costs approximately the same as one of those public art sculptures that…

Also, not available in brown (assuming they keep the same available colors).

Little Eddie would have given Harbauh $8 million in gold bullion and a hand job at the middle of the Golden Gate Bridge. Times have changed.

"After all, Niners fans will have to spend their remaining years trudging to Santa Clara to watch a shitty team that can seemingly be undone at any moment by internal political squabbles."

As a human who has traveled with United a handful of times, this actually seems much more humane than, say, forcing the dog to speak with a desk agent.

Rants about being polite.

I'm mentally preparing to be considered a luddite in 40 years' time, zig-zagging between self-driving capsules in an old Caterham held together by duct tape and pieces of string.