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That's a 1990 Chrysler Town & Country. This is a 1991 Dodge Caravan.

As it turns out, there's a reason these things have gotten so cheap. And given that this is a Volkswagen Group product, the reason is exactly what you'd expect: the engine has the propensity to blow up at any random moment, requiring a repair that costs approximately the same as one of those public art sculptures that…

Also, not available in brown (assuming they keep the same available colors).

This is literally the most useless comment I've ever seen on Gawker. And that's saying something.

Little Eddie would have given Harbauh $8 million in gold bullion and a hand job at the middle of the Golden Gate Bridge. Times have changed.

"After all, Niners fans will have to spend their remaining years trudging to Santa Clara to watch a shitty team that can seemingly be undone at any moment by internal political squabbles."

As a human who has traveled with United a handful of times, this actually seems much more humane than, say, forcing the dog to speak with a desk agent.

1993? Your "fan knowledge" is worthy only of scorn. Everyone knows that it is the second edition of the first volume, which was published in January of 1994 to correct the voluminous errors of the first edition, that is the superior reference. Specifically, in this case, had you read the most up-to-date version, you…

I had this exact same seat last time I flew. Maybe an upgrade is in order?

I'd do the '05-up GS430 myself. Hell of a good car, sportier & and more stylish than the LS.

I'm sure he would, but I would let him borrow my AAA card if he asked nicely.

Rants about being polite.

So how do you like your Lexus?

If cars were people, the Audi S8 would be your friend who's always cancelling plans on short notice because he "isn't feeling well." And the CarMax warranty would be Obamacare.

What they've done is they've stopped selling Range Rovers older than 2010, thus limiting a lot of the reliability issues. When I bought my 06 it was 2012, and they would even have 05s back then (aka 7 years old). Now the oldest Rovers are 2010, so only 4-5 yrs old. That makes it easier to sell a 5 yr warranty.

Your doing it wrong, the screw goes from the inside out.

Did you say INTERVIEW? (I'll show myself out)

Your answer is exactly the problem I'm having. I asked an honest, sincere question. Your reaction was to insult me, while giving a thoughtful response. However, another person had a completely different answer and encouraged the question and gave an equally thoughtful response. Two different people, two highly…

I'm mentally preparing to be considered a luddite in 40 years' time, zig-zagging between self-driving capsules in an old Caterham held together by duct tape and pieces of string.