You deserve Gawker Gold for this comment. So, so true.

your wife must love the car

Yes, because no one ever leases a BMW, Mercedes, or Audi. And not a single person in car journalism has driven a new Cadillac or compared it with any other luxury brand.

The problem is they are going after the wrong market in terms of competition. Cadillac is NOT equivalent to BMW they never were, they are kind of Mercedes but not any Mercedes since 1985. Cadillac is a mix between Rolls Royce and Lexus. YET they try to make their current cars 3 and 5 series fighters and it shows they…

Why was the Overwhelmingly Large Telescope cancelled? Did the drop it?

Yes. Call me when pissing guy kills a pig with an abandoned sink.

Yeah I didn't see a man fighting a bear with a stool.

No fighting? No mobbed-up G-wagens? This could be way more Russian.

Awesome to see this logo on such an old picture... i can't belive it still looks up to date nowadays, timeless! (so bad for the crappy products its pasted on)

Nice, but how much for the P1800 lurking in the back?

I'm lost here, when has the Miata ever had any power to begin with? Seems about on par to me.

I have to admit (also a iOS / OS user), from a pure design-aesthetic standpoint, THIS watch looks like what the Apple Watch should have been. The perfectly round display is so awesome, and the kind of thing Apple would have pioneered in the past. Functionally, though, time will tell. Obviously, the good bet is always…

You people always botch these top ten lists,

Because, China.

Each new Ferrari will also come with a $100 Olive Garden giftcard for that old country taste.

Holy crap. Don't scare me like that, Jason. Not laughing over here.

For reasons unknown, I also made this:

Am I paying for it?

Touché.

"I mean, you don't actually think a Chrysler dealer would give an adult raccoon $150 off, do you? Of course not! They'd give it some pine nuts, and then try to sell it a Grand Caravan."