Alright, I'm finally gunna say it... why the hell does something happening in Detroit automatically make it automotive related? If the boy ran his moms car through the front door of the bank then MAYBE... but a Bike? What?

And legos, and slingshot guy

I'm all for some good phones in the under 4" range. It's a shame this got so neutered in the shrink.

Except for the fact that nearly all airplane accidents are the result of pilot error.

Then sneak some Jack in it...Because nobody under the age of 21 has ever had a drink. Don't worry, I hear the internet Police have the day off.