Damnit can’t this man not ruin everything. 

I agree with what you said, but you are the fist person I’ve seen use the term Boxster Spyder, seeing as a Boxster Hardtop would be a Cayman.

Tom’s main job is a car buying consultant (well, at least it was when he started here, now I’m not as sure) and IShift basically does the same thing just for BMW customers. If the two link up, now Tom has a guy that he can call if one of his customers needs a particular custom BMW order and IShift will get the…

Hey don’t cock block a fellow Jalop, if Tom can refer Ishift93 some business then that keeps more money in our collective pockets haha

I was in a focus group for mobile apps. First question they asked was “why do you use Samsung apps on your phone” and I blurted out something along the lines of I would only do so on accident cause the apps are so terrible. I was then informed that this was a focus group for only Samsung apps, made me feel like a dick

You know this is especially embarrassing as Ive read both his books and watch all his videos.... I stick by my original statement as to him being a dork, buy I offer no excuses as to my inability to recognize the one and only Doug

I’ve had mine for 4 years now, only issue I’ve had is the window motors which go out all the time.

That guy is exactly who I picture when I think of someone that would actually buy this thing. You can tell he’s trying to wave in a cool way, but that perfect 90 degree angle just makes him look like such a dork, haha.

As someone that lives in San Francisco but went to college in San Diego, I am very envious of you east coasters and your ability to drive onto the beach. Sucks to carry a cooler and all the other associated crap you bring to the beach from the parking lot, suck more brining it back

I can see that.

My weekend car, the Nissan 350Z Roadster. Super reliable, plenty of power and you only have two seats so no one can bum a ride! Best part is you can pick one up for 6 - 8K all day long.

If it were my car, I would prefer that they move it vs laying hot asphalt inches next to my car.

This is the exact opposite of what would happen in San Francisco, where they put up no parking construction signs up seemingly at random in places where there is no construction at all. There is also the version where they will block off a street for 2 months to accommodate maybe 2 weeks of construction as that is how…

Pornhub has the best marketing team in the biz, perfect combination of professionalism and hilarity

Hololens developer checking in, who cares about the number of apps, were getting ready for the next gen of apps and the fact that the Apple Store still can’t handle remote installs is a joke. Apple Store is the blackberry messenger, everyone uses it now, but they are gunna get kicked in the teeth of they don’t evolve

m$ excel shits on all competitors, including Google Sheets, if you work with large datasets... max 400k cells on sheets? Laughable for anyone who really uses excel. Google sheets is awesome for its ability to use scripts, but damn that 400k max and its instability, i.e. Super long load time, if you get close to that…

My old college roommate is out there right now, he bailed last minute on your annual reunion trip so that he could save up funds for this, karma bitch.

I’m a 49ers fan and was a Lynch fan even when he played for the Seahawks, the dude is awesome and I wouldn’t be mad at all seeing him lead the Raiders to the Superbowl.

So we could of seen the, Death of a Salsman?

This isn’t that different as it used to be, its just now they sell clicks and not weed.