I’m leaving the suitcase behind, but like hell I’m leaving without my messenger bag; which usually has my laptop, passport, wallet (I hate sitting on it while on a plane), phone and other shit that I don’t wanna be stranded without.

I was out of town for three months during which time my registration lapsed, when I came home my car had been towed and impounded. Total cost of the tow, ticket and impound fee was $950.

I was washing my car on Sunday, looked over and saw my neighbors poor neglected E500 sitting there with clouded headlights. I said fuck it, took out my headlamp scrub and cleaned them off.

Yea but he started in food in Santa Rosa, which is on the outskirts of the Bay Area and is worlds away from Sacramento from a bro standpoint, being in wine country.

He is a CA surfer-looking dude that had the audacity to open a tourist restaurant in NYC and everyone there lost their collective shit. Makes them feel worse about themselves that this character was able to gain all this money and fame and they are living in a 100sq ft apartment.

I've never been able to understand the love people have for the fox body, I guess it was one of those thing that I just had to be there

There is not a damn thing from 80's -90's GM that I want coming back, and seeing as your exceptions covers a solid half of the range of vehicles sold by GM, Seems like a weak argument.

This only works if he agrees to troll Chris Evans as hard as he trolled Mayweather

Every person that drives in LA is all, “What the fuck is a speed limit”

I was cutting up some Jalapeños, had the need to scratch my balls, ruined my whole fucking day.

Perfect for the billionaire that need a touring car that can seat both his wife and his gf! Brilliant

The Green fucking mile and Shawshank redemption? You don't kill time watching movies based on Stephen King novels

Damn, even Musk is feeling the pain of Tesla’s falling stock price, cocaine must just be too expensive

Fuck ‘em, way easier to sneak into shit by yourself and UI always end up meeting hella cool people when I fly solo to something.

Good on these guys, I don’t know if I would of been able to keep my cool if I were in the same situation and I had 3 other guys with me.

I usually talk my way into the Mustang, but when I saw that F150 in the exchange row I figured I’d give it a shot... did not regret it. I hooned that thing all over San Diego over the 4th of July in an Ode to America like a Mustang just could not deliver.

I just spent the last week in a rented F150 with the 3.5L ecoboost... that thing hauls serious ass, can confirm will do burnouts.

I think as a whole America does just fine, we could be nicer I guess, but that’s what the Midwest is for.

This is some good sponsored content right here, took me a full 15 seconds to see it was sponsored

So, if I go out an today buy some of these vehicles for less than the amount listed on the paper, do I get the full buy back amount?