This only works if he agrees to troll Chris Evans as hard as he trolled Mayweather

Every person that drives in LA is all, “What the fuck is a speed limit”

I was cutting up some Jalapeños, had the need to scratch my balls, ruined my whole fucking day.

I can’t say that its worth a $4850 difference, but I for sure hear much more warmth coming from that Martin, especially starting at 4:23.

Perfect for the billionaire that need a touring car that can seat both his wife and his gf! Brilliant

The Green fucking mile and Shawshank redemption? You don't kill time watching movies based on Stephen King novels

Damn, even Musk is feeling the pain of Tesla’s falling stock price, cocaine must just be too expensive

Fuck ‘em, way easier to sneak into shit by yourself and UI always end up meeting hella cool people when I fly solo to something.

Good on these guys, I don’t know if I would of been able to keep my cool if I were in the same situation and I had 3 other guys with me.

I usually talk my way into the Mustang, but when I saw that F150 in the exchange row I figured I’d give it a shot... did not regret it. I hooned that thing all over San Diego over the 4th of July in an Ode to America like a Mustang just could not deliver.

I just spent the last week in a rented F150 with the 3.5L ecoboost... that thing hauls serious ass, can confirm will do burnouts.

No it doesn’t, it doesn’t prove anything

I think as a whole America does just fine, we could be nicer I guess, but that’s what the Midwest is for.

This is some good sponsored content right here, took me a full 15 seconds to see it was sponsored

She lasered her shit, I did laser on my back as a thankyou(being a hairy caveman and all) and theres no fucking way that thing is getting near the ol’ cock n’ balls

I am very blessed in that for some strange reason my gf seems to actually enjoy giving me blowjobs, which is something I’ve only found one other time in a woman (who, as it turned out, also loved giving blowjobs to several other guys while we were dating).

Easy, when the zombie apocalypse does come to pass, I will forsake my gf and all other societal relationships and be open to blowjobs from anyone.

You and me, we understand how the world works

I’m basically a caveman, left to its own devices, my bush would probably grow to engulf my entire person.

Rice and wheat are delicious, don’t fuck with my rice and wheat.