I watched Hannah Bronfman drunkenly run into a wall at a party in high school. She later got kicked out for smoking pot on a class trip.

As someone who lives and works in the world’s club/DJ Mecca...

my god, they’re insufferable.

“DJ, fitness enthusiast, woman, Seagram heiress, fitness entrepreneur, “it girl,” influencer, fitness expert, model, lifestyle blogger, majored in sculpture at Bard, minimalist homeowner, appeared briefly on Tinsley Mortimer’s terrible 2010 reality show High Society, Canadian, age 29, 370k Instagram followers.”

Same. The dog is my main concern.

Does the dog make it?

Communication - THIS. SO MUCH THIS. We’ve been married 31 years now, and most of our (infrequent) arguments were resolved when we figured out what each of us was trying to get across to the other.

I’m just a few years older than Chris Cornell...

I feel like if you are in your mid-30s and you “brag” about getting blackout drunk and not remembering things, you may need help. But that’s just me. Also I’m a firm believer in if you are an asshole when drunk, you’re an asshole all the time, you just hide it better sober.

Saw Schumer perform a few months back (I think it’s the same set as The Leather Special) and she had a few anecdotes about how she *still* gets blackout drunk (her emphasis, not mine), wakes up and her amazingwonderfulmagical boyfriend isn’t speaking to her, so she has to beg him to tell her what she did and it is…

I saw those photos and was genuinely like...you get hand picked by designers to go to one of the fucking fanciest parties in the country and you go and snap selfies and smoke in the bathroom like you are at a fucking rave. What is that?

It is a reasonable passage of time for the man to have aged a bit. When he marries a 19 yr old, and wears long scarves and plastic jewelry (and isn’t Lenny Kravitz) I’ll join in the fun making. He looks pretty decent for 53, even if his photographer does dress him funny. ;p

I need to hang around hotter dads, I guess.

Yes, please.

Here’s Pitt on whether he’s going through a mid-life crisis:

Can we take a moment to remember how beautiful that man was before he started looking like someone’s Dad who is trying too hard with the Snapchat?

I have never been happier to have no fucking clue who an influencer is.

yup. this song is ...real bad.