I see your bear, and raise you a moose family playing in sprinklers!

It actually infuriates me. A year-old cinnamon-coloured black bear was destroyed near our home a few weeks ago because idiotic tourists couldn’t keep themselves from throwing food at the cute bear. And, as predicted, it quickly became a danger to everyone in the area as it started wandering into yards and schoolyards.…

Mark, if you, like me, owned a dogeared copy of Bear Attacks, you’d know the park ranger maxim “a fed bear is a dead bear.” That’s because bears, when they begin to associate humans with food, often escalate to attacking humans when they realize that they’re made of meat.

Yerp. All blind items point to cheating. And if you can’t trust blind items, what can you trust?

Yeah. Kinda. Except she pulled some shady shit in the divorce proceedings, so I’m gonna stay firmly #teamnobody on this one. They both seem kind of horrible.

I want to defend her all the time because I feel like people turned on her just because she had the audacity to get older. But she makes it soooooo hard when she goes around calling herself “fun-loving and adventurous.”

glad its not just me that has noticed the decidedly bitchy, stereotypically snarky and needlessly unkind turn this blog had taken.

Brody Jenner is very, very high on my Scumbags I’d Bone (And Maybe Be Secretly Ashamed, But Probably Not) List.

I am really sick of Beyonce and Nicki Minaj holding themselves out to be feminists and “powerful women” and then continuing to make videos that feed into patriarchal values and misogynistic expectations simply because they rake in money for it. Is it okay to set aside true feminist values to collect a paycheck? No.…

This isn’t exactly ‘grim’ but basically this is what hubby and I text each other every day when we’re in different parts of the house:

I texted my husband a picture of my boobs when he was out of town once. He texted back a long response about the “dangers of the cloud.”

I recently received an emoji text of a finger pointing at an eggplant. Does that count?

This is the least sexual kiss I have ever seen and I once accidentally kissed my grandpa on the lips.

This was my favorite look.

I cannot stop looking at this guy’s lips/teeth. Then I started getting weirded out by everyone’s teeth. They all look insane now.

Steve Sanders looks uncomfortable.

I’m extremely judgey today. excuse me. But every last damn one of them (except for the gay one) looks like a dude-bro. *ew*

Can you just imagine though? Rachael Ray and Jay Z, secret celebrity couple. I’m into it.

omg u guyz i want this forever

Nope.