Oh helllll no you did NOT put down Snuffy

You know Rob, you and I have had our differences in the past and I have tried to move past them. But Rizzo the Rat & Snuffaluffagus I just, I just cant man. Ok I can, First Rizzo the rat, Come on. I am from the south there are whole genre's around making fun of my people and I except it, because we deserve it. Accept…

9) Snuffaluffagus

Imma go with the hepatitis toxins....

Add oil pulling to the list of other things I'm supposed to do for 30 minutes a day but don't, like exercise and meditation or whatever...

HIV: Human Immunodeficiency Virus. AIDS: Autoimmune Deficiency Syndrome.

Lupita Nyong'o's dress is giving me slip-nip anxiety from afar.

Damn. That's pretty much exactly what I came here to say. Without the flailing and keyboardsmashing. I have literally not had a pain free day in over twenty years (injury related joint problems) and my doc doesn't like having to treat me like an addict, but she is literally required to. It gets really frustrating.

Thanks for looking out for my mother's best interest against her wishes! She'll be thrilled to know that a new effective treatment for her chronic debilitating back pain is a bad idea because people might abuse it, which is totally unlike absolutely every other drug in the history of mankind. Clearly our first concern…

There are bunches, but I find the main one that I think sticks in a lot of craws is the argument that it can be seen as the wealthy exploiting the economic needs of the surrogates who perform the service primarily for financial reasons.

I agree, he deserved the header, instead of whatever gibberish about Charlie sheen. Seriously, I have a hard time making it through Sundays on jezebel, Doug Barry goes on long tangents that I never quite understand. If it takes 3 sentences to set up the joke, it is never going to be funny.

If my breasts looked like that I would never put a shirt on.

As a child, I never really felt a connection with her or her films. As I got older and learned of her work as an ambassador, and to end the stigma of speaking about breast cancer, I came to admire her.

I'm totally down with the Jeff. Sex on legs.

Will Smith might not return for Independence Day 2
As long as they have Jeff, it'll be okay.
rawwwwwr

I'm not sure lesbian is the right word. What do you call a person that has sex with walls?

Fuck this. Fuck all of these posts. Fuck them all. Really, Jezebel? How many fucking posts do we need today about how Macklemore shouldn't have won, how KL is the shit and should have won, and how Macklemore only won because he is white?

Voice: average. Dancing: quite above average. Please see deep-knee bends at 3:44.

Are you guys fucking serious with all of the Macklemore posts?

Wait, so... he was a nice guy, he actually tries to vouch for something that people care about, and we're still trying to decide whether to hate him or just hate him for being a white guy?