What about these kinds of dick pics?

I'm so glad that my mentally ill sister isn't famous. Otherwise, I'd have to read about her daily exploits on Jezebel where the writers would make catty jokes about the things she wears and says and does.

I AM SO UPSET ABOUT THIS DEVELOPMENT WITH THE FREDDIE MERCURY BIOPIC.

My grandma dated Willie Nelson. She ended it because apparently he was "too uptight."

Was anyone else expecting an Algar-esque "I like to play" conclusion to this vid?

My grandma had sex with Frank Sinatra. "drops mic"

The Resting Bitch Face shouldn't be confused with the Bitchin' Rest Face.

"She wears skirts when she rises a bicycle. She eats Sonic Breakfast Burritos, even if she's not hungover."