Always wondered who that kid is in the opening graphic.

This is a guy who shit all over the president, shit all over the FBI (before they turned around and gave him the presidency), shit on the CIA again and again and again, got into it with the fucking Pope...Donald Trump doesn’t give a fuck.

That is oh so shade.

Kara Brown is the Dorothy Parker of our generation. Better, even, because her targets are far more sumptuous and deserving.

Agreed! And why am I the only person connecting “conceptually” with “conception” i.e. birthday? Also he admitted as much by stating “I’m 39; I’m deleting the tweet.” Like on some level he understands he’s almost 40 and therefore too old for this shit.

BTW, Vanity Fair took Trump’s twitter post and used it today to sell year long subscriptions for $5. And you can buy a friend one for $5 as well.

I was really torn on giving you a star for agreeing Donald shouldn’t crap on his future military leaders but I couldn’t tell if your transposing who usually wins/loses that game was on purpose or just an honest mistake. In the end I decided to as that the kind of mistake the Donald would have made.

I would read their wedding spread in Vogue and cry a little. I am kinda not embarrassed about that. Am kinda sad that because I am older than them, I will miss out on the Oscar-bait epic romance biopic surely coming in 2070 or so

I don’t know what is worst the future Commander-in-Chief insulting his future troops, or the Donald not being the only sports “expert” who wasn’t gushing about that game. I’m no football expert myself, but every report I saw on the game said it was quite good football. Apparently, the Army usually rolls all over the…

They’d have the most perfect celebrity wedding we’ve ever seen. And they’d beat the odds and stay together until the end.

I don’t feel too bad as I went 3 for 4 this week (would have lost the Mayer/Swift ruling on appeal to a higher court). But while Donnie might not have tossed shade on the Army/Navy game, he sure didn’t need to say what he did. Every one of those cadets who graduates will be a serving commissioned officer in our…

James Franco is considerably more attractive, otherwise they seem to be the same person.

Kara, thank you for using the photo of Trump mid clap. It brings to mind Beck Bennett’s Baby CEO on SNL. Giggle.

I can appreciate that argument, but considering that the article was just a never-ending firehose of burns, I think the ether ruling is the most appropriate.

honestly, though, why aren’t they married yet?

Not shade, but accurate as hell though.

UGH KINDA. This is why I come here.

But also not incorrect.

I am actually more shocked that he is 39! Damn John...

I almost want to appeal the John Mayer decision based on the fact that he is soooooooo petty and he can never stop talking about that one girl he had sex with that time.