And if that doesn’t work, you can read the article by the woman who said Ailes exposed himself to her and what he exposed looked “like raw hamburger meat.” That oughta purge ya.

I have a quibble with Page Six’s description of this monster: “When the funnyman entered...” There hasn’t been anything funny about him for a very long time, and I’m surprised that he didn’t try to have the building he was entering drugged - as that is how he seems to prefer entering.

This Bill Cosby thing is like O.J. turned up to eleven. It has to be the biggest dichotomy between beloved and hated one person has ever experienced. White America liked O.J. before the murders... but they LOVED Bill Cosby. Now he’s an unperson, his TV shows and stand-up specials gone from the air, and it’s to the…

If I ever accidentally ingest a hazardous household chemical, I can just use this picture to induce vomiting.

They’re not friends anymore because both of them need their egos stroked too often. Supposedly during debate prep Ailes spent too much talking about himself and Trump didn’t want to listen to him.

The “not being able to have kids” thing doesn’t even make any sense! I mean, in a perfect world, no woman would ever let that raging shitbag rapist Brock Turner anywhere near her womb, but we all know this world ain’t perfect.

Damn. I didn’t realize that this was some random lawyer who just had to weigh in.

That would actually fit with Trump’s approach so far, which has been to mostly appoint people whose qualifications fit a completely different department.

The closest thing might be the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, but that’s not a prestige appointment.

What cabinet positions are left for Ailes? I’m shocked he hasn’t been snapped up already.

How does his wife and Jerry Sandusky’s and cosby’s wife stay with these disgusting fucks? I get that they probably think that all the women/kids are in it for money, but do you think cosby’s wife thinks Jerry sandusky was a pedophile? or that ailes’ victims are telling the truth but they conspired against her husband.…

A girlfriend of mine was drugged at a restaurant once. It scared the living fuck out of her.

What’s up with the Funny Or Die logo on there though?

Fuck this guy and his stupid fucking sweatshirt.

I hope this guy has a stroke or some other debilitating medical episode that leaves him incapacitated to the point that he is reliant for the rest of his miserable life upon the care of others. His power gone, his control over others absent, replaced by total passivity and dependence upon others to bathe him, feed…

The name of the website is “Funny or Die”

Take the second option, Bill.

“Goodnight, friend.”

My comment wasn’t intended as any kind of apology. Hello Friend is a worthwhile foundation.

I fucking hate this dude, but that’s still funny.