This happened probably, like, decades before you were born. I mean, obviously not a good look, but more or less ancient history at this point.

Yesterday’s criticism was the weirdest yet. Pundits were asking why he looked worn out, even though his direct midfield partner got himself sent off half an hour into the game. They also wanted to know why he doesn’t run like Kante, when almost no one runs like Kante.

All true and counter to the shit-talking that is rampant right now, including among purported United supporters. I’d add the following:

“I stand in solidarity with the USWNT”

An old friend of mine was/is a TSA agent at Logan airport and told me this:

Because if he doesn’t, I’ll cough on his kids

Cutler is making elite QB money

I hate the Lakers but man, they won five championships under Kupchak’s tenure (and went to another two finals), rebuilt post-Shaq in two years, probably should’ve gotten Chris Paul, managed to survive the “old Kobe” era relatively unscathed, and are in the process of bringing up a team of young guys who look like they…

I’m beginning to suspect that the blue checkmark on Twitter denotes a parody account.

I understand the point of this article, but I’ll be damned if I wasn’t briefly intrigued by the eyemojis and IG follow.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

This is exactly why I get in so many fights with people that claim Hinkie is a genius and the Sixers shouldn’t have fired him. Even if “The Process” was the right approach, the execution was absolutely terrible. The list of players that could have been had instead of MKG, Okafor, Noel, etc. is embarrassing. Of all of…

Yes, this 10,000-word profile of Tom Brady on a whole different website definitely proves that we at Deadspin are obsessed with Tom Brady.

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Peter King?”
Host: “No.”
Me: “Died. from righteous indignation.”
Thought he would cry

According to Canadian media present in the oval office, the handshake photo op was tense and dead silent. “not a single word”.

This is so deliciously good.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

Why would you post this?!!??!

I look forward to GM LeBron utterly destroying the Knicks for decades in 15 years.