If only this customer preference influence would work to get rid of the middle seats on airplanes.

WHY DID YOU TURN?

you only dont like rotaries because they remind you of electric razors.

Obama: “Here, I’ll drive.” (Steps into the left front seat)
Prince Philip: <snickers>

Queen Elizabeth: Shotgun!

It was designed in foresight.

You should have told your brother to stop going to Cars and Coffee after the first crash.

Those don’t “go” on anything.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Demand for the wagon collapsed once they read “not a manual”!

That car needs a diaper

Pretty sure that’s a lamb ...... o.

Next.................human airbags.

tomorrow we find out it actually has 450k miles, the quattro doesn’t work, and the broken A/C causes the alternator to not charge.

Perhaps you have stumbled into Jalopnik by accident, sir.

I need two, and shell up extra for a manual diesel Polestar special.

It’d be damn nice if whoever took the video, would also take her seizure medication.

I like to decompress after takeoff just as much as anyone else, but this person went to great heights before taking the plunge.