Rather than carry for the expense of manufacturing and shipping 35mm prints (which probably weight 50 lbs in cans), they'd force theaters to spend $100,000 per screen upgrading their projection capability so the studio can essentially distribute movies for free.

I think Emily's reaction is meant to be OTT, and in its own way as insensitive as Lisa's. She's berating Lisa for her narcissism, while effectively saying, "This isn't *your* story — it's *mine*." She leaves out the part about a teenage girl coming home covered in a dead woman's blood, which would in and of itself be…

I think Emily's reaction is meant to be OTT, and in its own way as insensitive as Lisa's. She's berating Lisa for her narcissism, while effectively saying, "This isn't *your* story — it's *mine*." She leaves out the part about a teenage girl coming home covered in a dead woman's blood, which would in and of itself be…

More specifically with regard to this particular movie, the acting's not bad — Jake Busey is perfectly cast, FWIW — and it's at least trying to express something personal, unlike the utterly off-the-shelf BELLE ISLE.

More specifically with regard to this particular movie, the acting's not bad — Jake Busey is perfectly cast, FWIW — and it's at least trying to express something personal, unlike the utterly off-the-shelf BELLE ISLE.

Tim Burton made the same calculation as Sonnenfeld w/r/t Alice in Wonderland. Of course, the correct way to see Alice in Wonderland is NEVER.

Tim Burton made the same calculation as Sonnenfeld w/r/t Alice in Wonderland. Of course, the correct way to see Alice in Wonderland is NEVER.

It pretty much repeats the entire ad verbatim, far as I could tell.

It pretty much repeats the entire ad verbatim, far as I could tell.

Joyce Kilmer's a dude?!?

Joyce Kilmer's a dude?!?

Right between Vince Lombardi and Molly Pitcher.

Right between Vince Lombardi and Molly Pitcher.

Just a quick note to say thank you all for vindicating a grudge I've been holding onto for 18 years. Let that be a lesson to you kids: Never give up on your hate.

Just a quick note to say thank you all for vindicating a grudge I've been holding onto for 18 years. Let that be a lesson to you kids: Never give up on your hate.

That gets into "Could Superman beat up the Hulk?" territory. Both great in their own distinct ways.

What's annoying about TCM running ONLY YESTERDAY is that it almost certainly means Disney has a transfer and subtitles ready to go, and they're only not releasing it because a) they don't want to pay for a dub, and b) it doesn't fit with their "brand." In which case, just license the fucker to someone who does want to…

Stay tuned for the forthcoming Inventory, "That Takes Balls: 18 Movies That Could Use More Scrotum."

Apparently visible testes are an integral part of tanuki lore. Make of that what you will

Lace… The final brassiere.