The Texans Were Tremendously Incompetent

Career highlight from Baseball-Reference.com:

Farm-to-table-to-face-to-fist

I don’t even know what a malignant neoplasm is, but I am now deathly afraid of them and will vote for whichever candidate vows to destroy them.

It’s guys like this that make me pro-72nd trimester abortions. #notachildbutadouche

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Neat.

I think you’ve got a phenomenal first paragraph to your book right there.

Your question seems to presume there’s a downside to enabling idiots on the field.

Heisman Committee: “He put up incredible stats, but did you see that kid from a Power 5 school who put up even more middling ones?”

To be fair, Augusta wind could make Jim Nantz engorged.

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Your family isn’t a football team at a Federally funded military academy.

If you ask me, they shouldn’t have been playing in Temple to begin with.

This is disgusting. Look how many of these players are kneeling and not showing the proper respect to the Lord.

It occurs to me that they might be a better team if they didn’t spend all of their recruitment time on players named Army. Seems like a statistically small pool to draw from.

I think in a time of our nation where healing is so needed, we owe it to our children and to the world to change the national anthem to Prince’s “Let’s Go Crazy.”

The Browns still exist? BOOM ROASTED YESSIR STILL GOT IT

I’m a Vikings fan, and honestly, I’m okay with this.

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.