Needs moar JLO fans

That's a very colorful description. I just about lost it when I read it. However, it seems a lot of Jalops disagree with you on that. Doesn't sound as shitty as most four pots, though.

My buddy was going to build one. I asked his girlfriend why he hadn't started work on it yet, and she said she'd put the stop to it. To which I replied "do you hate America?"

I think the NA Miata makes a pretty good noise for a modern, cheap four-cylinder. It has a throaty exhaust that's a nice departure from the stereotypical warble of other modern four pots. I've driven a stock NC Miata, and it didn't make anywhere near as pleasing a noise as my NA, IMO. There are also some people out…

I am very, very thankful for my own Miata.

Wow, that's a pretty good set there. I didn't know they still made great cars.

After months and months of searching, I finally found my Stratos Hot Wheels car the other day. I was so, so, so happy, I was almost moved to tears. Then, I realized I'm 23 and that I still have some serious issues.

Try 11 mpg, bald tires, and broken self-leveling suspension that runs the battery down.

556 hp is hard to pass-up for that money.

No, it actually did only make that much horsepower, at least in U.S. trim. I found it somewhere. It likely made more power in JDM land, which I guess is where this one is from.

No one thinks in terms of "D" and "E" segment. There are two sedans, both are rear-wheel-drive, both have a V8.

It makes perfect sense. They're both rear-wheel drive V8 sedans. The whole "segment" thing is utter BS used by marketers to try and simplify a very complicated market so that they don't go insane. If the 5 series and the A8 had price ranges which overlapped, then people would necessarily be comparing them.

I guess it only did make 132 hp.

You mean, you think it's a typo and it actually developed 182 HP?

How about TrueCar's "I'm a woman and I know nothing" campaign? That was unbelievable.

This would be a logical addition to the Mazda collection I hope to one day amass.

"I could have a CTS-V for that kind of money (albeit towards the higher end of that $50,000 to $70,000 range), but instead I'll buy this Kia." Said no one ever.

In Forza 4, you could change the skin of the replay driver to The Stig

Listen here, I'll put my Rs and my Es wherever I darn well want to.