I wouldn't advise doing anything with one of these - under any circumstances - besides mowing (and certainly not on a hillside). I'll leave it at that.

As much as we'd all love a 3,500-lb. turbocharged, all-wheel-drive, mid-ship-engined Element, I'm sure that would push the price up to something like $45,000.

When I was younger and first started driving, I honestly couldn't figure out if they wanted the ZIP code of your home or the ZIP code of the area in which the gas station was situated. When it only read "ENTER ZIP CODE" how was I supposed to know?

Yeah, I was hoping they would have actually used budget supercars - like a 348, Espada, and an old V8 Vantage (1977) or something like that.

I never really liked this show at all ... until I saw that he drives a DS.

Nobody expects the Spanish speed hump!

They always say "don't feed the trolls." Nevertheless, I digress:

For this one there's context: You are an accountant. No one wants an accountant who owns an RX7. It's all fun and games now, but it won't last. When it does all come undone, it won't be pretty. It doesn't send the best message to your employer or clients.

I think you missed just one:

Daniel Craig as XXXX in L4YER CAKE certainly thought so...

Even if you finance at 0%, you are still paying for financing - it's just built into the price. Money isn't free, ever. There's nothing wrong with financing a car if you make the right decision and are educated about it. Most of us don't have $25,000 laying around. In fact, saving your money up to buy a car…

Found pics from the original story. Also, they quoted the weight of the Jeep at 5,600 lbs. I guarantee you that someone on their staff just looked-up the Liberty specs and pulled the GVWR.

Ah, I see you were the first to post that Stratos video here on Jalopnik - kudos to you - it made my day! I'd gotten away from following Petrolicious. I'm glad someone was paying attention!

Ha, this makes sense. I'm (somehow distantly) related to Thomas Paine, and I drive a Miata!

Thomas Jefferson would drive the Zero Fucks Given RX7.

+1

Yeah, I posted Hamm's too. I don't even know how that one was over-looked.

Not to mention that the Cubs win the World Series!!!

I think you missed the cheapest, bestest, most American beer of all time.

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That!