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Sam Payne
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Yeah, I posted Hamm's too. I don't even know how that one was over-looked.

Not to mention that the Cubs win the World Series!!!

I think you missed the cheapest, bestest, most American beer of all time.

Ain't Nobody Got Time For That!

I wholeheartedly agree with you - it's ridiculous that you can buy an E63 AMG that comes with a 5.5-liter V8. I think that MB should resurrect something like the "Kompressor" badge of the past for their turbocharged models. Of course, then it would have to be "Turbolader" - which doesn't sound as appealing.

I think we should stick to five-door wagons for this question. While I love shooting breaks as much as the next guy, we always post at least three shooting breaks in the comments for every article anyways.

If you have Forza do this: Buy the Brera, do a RWD swap, and swap-in the V8 from the 8C. It is so AWESOME.

If there's one thing we've learned when we were kids, it's that you always want to have one of those "petrol Jeeps"

Aston Martin Rapide Bertone Spedizioniere Esteso

Someone with mad Photoshop skills should make a Family Truckster version of this.

2,000 lbs.

Okay, so I just found out I passed my first section of the CPA exam. My birthday is also in a couple of days.

I think this now means that there is one degree of separation between me and Sebastian Vettel.

Where's Caswell's other hand?

I want to take this:

I came here from Jalopnik - thank you so much!!! That omission of the "delete" button twerked me off like you have no idea!

You want timeless? I'll give you timeless:

...unless they figure out how to open doors

If there's one thing I've learned from boy scouts: Take-out half the clothes you think you're going to need and pack three times as many socks and underwear.