Sagan’s paragraph is a bit of poetry worthy of being quoted in full:

no mention of scientologists?

Well, Scientology is all about aliens...so... ... ...

Duh:

Have you had an Ambrosia apple? They’re pretty damn fantastic.

Came to say this. Plus, because it’s solid, you can carry on and not worry about 3oz rule or spillage.

Yes.

Since Io is larger than our moon, a comparable distance from the planet and Jupiter is farther from the sun, this should be a total solar eclipse from a Jovian’s perspective.

Also US Cellular. They have a smaller footprint, but I’ve been places where my Verizon phone had no signal and my Google Fi phone did pick up US Cellular.

Whatever % Sprint and T-Mobile cover, Fi uses both their networks

Telling confidential information and secrets to the “enemy of the US”? Hey, that’s the presidents job! 

You can change the word order into, “Well, do you believe him?” 

To co-opt a Bette Davis quote: “Mother always said to speak good of the dead. David Koch is dead. Good.”

All advertising is pandering. They don’t care about you, your life, your hardships, or your successes. They only care about getting your money.

Wow I had no idea this was built-in - thanks!

“It embodies everything I hate about the great RUSSIA freakout”

Then the Modest Gun Control Lobby needs to come to America, funnel Russian money, promote known gun control freaks like Regan,and start providing cheap, poorly trained honey pots!

If you put a sign in your front yard that said “there is no place for hate in America” without attributing it to Trump, Trump supporters would view it as a direct attack on them. (And rightly so)