That would make a good bumper sticker. 

Dumber than Dubbya, worse Alzheimers than Reagan.

This.

Other normal options without an inflatable octopus:

Every tweet should be written by a Scotslady!

Rice is also a verb, meaning to force cooked food through small holes or a sieve (which breaks it into small rice shaped particles.) So, they just start calling it riced cauliflower. 

That’s actually tricky in one case: “just deserts,” which is pronounced as if you’re skipping the main meal—and of course a lot of people misspell it “desserts” because of the pronunciation.

“sand" vs "strawberry shortcake" 

Used this for several years, can confirm.

Used this for several years, can confirm.

That was my takeaway. Trying to spot a planet, next to a bright star, is like trying to spot a moth on the lens of a search light in New York from LA. And not just the shadow the moth casts, but detail of the actual moth itself. Up to this point we’ve only be able to see the “shadow” of birds flying passed the search l…

Sorry, yes, I was referring to Samsung specifically, not to all vendors in general.

Or you could just cool your jets for a couple of minutes.

Wish that was true for “Yes”. I was at a hotel restaurant for breakfast when the server asked if I wanted coffee. I always try to use the local language so I said, “Oui”, then realized I wasn’t in France, “Si” followed by, “Yes”. I really needed that cup of coffee. lol

It’ll always be difficult to recommend an Android skin over stock Android on a Pixel that gets upgraded to new versions of Android day 1.

Yeah, I’m not sure that young LGBTQ folx in the US should be “grateful they don’t live in Brunei”. That’s a super weird way of making sure people can’t push for change. Water sucks in Flint? Have you BEEN to Sudan? We compare our situation to what it ought to be, not to what it was before. Would you tell someone black…

Until completely missing this otherwise very obvious technique mentioned in the article (now I feel stupid) I usually find that the third time is always right.