That would make a good bumper sticker. 

Dumber than Dubbya, worse Alzheimers than Reagan.

Every tweet should be written by a Scotslady!

Rice is also a verb, meaning to force cooked food through small holes or a sieve (which breaks it into small rice shaped particles.) So, they just start calling it riced cauliflower. 

That’s actually tricky in one case: “just deserts,” which is pronounced as if you’re skipping the main meal—and of course a lot of people misspell it “desserts” because of the pronunciation.

“sand" vs "strawberry shortcake" 

Used this for several years, can confirm.

Used this for several years, can confirm.

Or you could just cool your jets for a couple of minutes.

Wish that was true for “Yes”. I was at a hotel restaurant for breakfast when the server asked if I wanted coffee. I always try to use the local language so I said, “Oui”, then realized I wasn’t in France, “Si” followed by, “Yes”. I really needed that cup of coffee. lol

Yeah, I’m not sure that young LGBTQ folx in the US should be “grateful they don’t live in Brunei”. That’s a super weird way of making sure people can’t push for change. Water sucks in Flint? Have you BEEN to Sudan? We compare our situation to what it ought to be, not to what it was before. Would you tell someone black…

There’s no need to ask your neighbor what wireless channel they’re using, just use one of the aforementioned WiFi scanning apps to see which channel they’re on and switch to another. 

According to the Mayo clinic:

Actually, the interstate voting compact could be ready in time for 2020. Were are 2/3 of the way there right now, and only half of the states currently considering it need to sign on before it comes into effect. There a helpful graphic that shows the progress of the compact, and a population-weighted map of the…

She’s right.

Also as a Jew can I say that Joe Lieberman can fuck off into the sun?

Until completely missing this otherwise very obvious technique mentioned in the article (now I feel stupid) I usually find that the third time is always right.