When a fighter jet doesn't cost as much as 2 land invasions/14 years of occupation of two countries 8000 miles away, that's when.

George Carlin sums this broad up quite eloquently:

I like the idea of a V8 B5...except I'd change a few things about how this was done. To start:

- LS3 instead of the world's largest timing chain...er..Audi 4.2

Something tells me it has around 110 horsepower so I doubt it'll be a high speed turn

From what I've read, some of the upper level Lexus motors are Atkinson cycles, and we all know how beautifully, boringly durable those are, so probably pretty well.

Haters of the GTO always say "it's just a reskinned Holden Commodore!"

True, but the Holden Commodore is a badass muscle car. Transitive property means the GTO is a badass muscle car. Should it have been called the GTO? Debatable, but a 5.7 and then a 6.0L V8 coupe (with 400hp) and a six speed is badass no matter what…

The ULTIMATE ski trip vehicle. Good lord, look at that thing! Not even a Buffalo lake effect blizzard could stop that!

Time to break out the EcoBeast name.

I was raised under the notion that sedans had 4 doors. That thing looks like a 1920's Hardtop Caterham with 20's and a trunk strapped to the back.

"6-10% Jalop" that's 6-10% higher than I'd normally give it

80's Firebird/Trans Am

Looks like it might still be useable for truck duty once you rip the chin spoiler off on a steep driveway.

So the LED strips are something you can live without? I get what you're saying and I agree with it, but I'm confused

Sarcasm?

"it will not have an EV version"

Sarcastic funnies aside; Not so fast! Ford actually did make an EV Ranger over 15 years ago!

My favorite part of this video is the extremely calming music. Does anyone have more of it?

In my eyes, the only car that comes even close to "the 80's car" as the redhead is the Countach.

inb4 "Jalopnik pls stop fellating the Hellcats"

Here's hoping my journey up to Gunstock for some boarding goes a little smoother on Monday. Hope everyone's okay.

The Shepherd. Makes the vehicle sound quick, hard working, intelligent, playful, and can be used for cars from many continents (German, Australian, etc). Would work well for a small pickup truck/ute.