Mark, I believe you are greater than allergies; it's the "how much greater" that's the point here, amirite?

It's a shame because she's an incredible actress, but she's a straight-up diva mean girl.

Also: I was on a billboard in New York today, but I didn't want to be all conceited about it. Only like 10 thousand people got to be on it.

She has said and done things rather publicly that are unnecessarily mean and/or condescending. I've heard she is fine to work with, but it just seems like if she doesn't like you or you're not on her radar, then Fuck You.

No Mark, I wouldn't do that because I wouldn't go to a Maroon 5 concert. Throwing a mike: more evidence that Levine is a douche of epic proportions.

I like Kelly Clarkson—I do—but Tracy Chapman is the absolute best and there's no way anyone could compare to her. Ever.

I dunno, I really didn't love Jessica Lange's reaction to the question about Gaga. That behavior is fun to watch when she's playing a character, but not as fun IRL. She is extremely shitty to other people, especially women, on a regular basis and I am not a fan of that whatsoever.

When I get old, I aspire be her. Everything about her: hair, clothes, brandishing weapons against The Man, and all.

Seriously.

Ew. Sorry bro, but they're people, not characters in your fucking life story.

Hi guys! This is dumb, but seeing that Hilary Duff pic has actually put me in a bit of a state. I feel like there's something wrong with me because I don't look like that, like I'd die if it would somehow make me look like her. Ugh. Any words of advice? I'm tryna work on my self love while improving my diet and…

"What can I say? I'm a character!"

Nothing warms the heart like cynicism, beautiful cynicism.

this is so important.

^ This. Stop doing this people. No one cares.

It's not always all about you, people. Yeesh.

This is the most cynical article/comments section I have ever seen, and I love it.

No one cares about your stupid proposal.

LOL

If you really believe that women should plan their pregnancies around work projects, you should rethink your priorities. That's just wrong.