I thought you had written all that for about the first three sentences, and I was getting more and more worried for your soul.

Yeah… I love Chilton and all, but the plot is getting a little soap opera-y for my tastes in certain aspects. I'm not complaining that it's unrealistic, I'm not ridiculous, there just was sort of a purity to the core narrative of Will and Hannibal circling each other before that is getting a lost a little with all…

"Well, I saw Clippy's name in the opening credits, so clearly he's the murderer."

The moment I saw Hannibal sitting and Hannibal talking off-screen I pooped a little bit.

OK, has no one talked about the tricks they play in the scene where Hannibal and Will talk about Abigail, with Will and Hannibal repeatedly switching places between shots? BECAUSE IT'S NUTS.

Wait, has anyone talked about how during that scene, Will and Hannibal keep being replaced by each other? It's one of the creepiest things I've seen on the show so far - a lot like the water glass in Shutter Island.

The shot of the chair just rolling past the guard's booth is goddamn hilarious.

Fuller's confirmed, Chilton's alive.

I would say what's-her-name from Veep was probably who was in the basement.

It's so weird that I really like the Hannibal franchise - the TV series, Manhunter, even, to some extent, the first couple books - but I really don't see anything that interesting in Silence. I mean, I think the way he frames the gaze of the characters is definitely interesting, but Hopkins just feels so cartoony,…

And Wompler brings it up every time she's on the show, which I love. I think eventually Scott's going to just give up and stick St. Clair on there and hope wardrobe can pull it off.

I would say Wompler will never make it on there, but I said that about other characters - Fourvel, for example. It's not like the show has any continuity or realism, so I can totally see St. Clair showing up.

You can always tell when someone's a conservative invader on here, because they all seem to convulsively put smiley faces at the end of their posts.

The other host was so irritating I couldn't make it through the series, but his interaction with Jimmy Carr in that first episode was faaaaantastic.

I feel like people overstate Tumblr's social justice loudmouths. For every person who joined ;#CancelColbert, there's a Stormfront poster, in spirit if not in content.

It's definitely not long takes, apparently.

I liked the episode fine, but that was the one line that made me laugh out loud unreasonably loudly. Like, roommate-disturbingly loudly.

There was also a copy of "UBRIK" on the shelf in the store.

Well, in the books, if I remember right, Mason gets deformed while Hannibal is still a psychiatrist. So, if they're keeping to that and not delaying it until next season, when Hannibal's going to be on the run, it has to come up pretty quickly now.

I believe it is getting rather poor reviews, mostly from people who dislike found footage, which is completely understandable, especially since fifty percent of what's great about West is his shot composition.