lol, nah.

Emperor of Sand - Mastodon.  Get all this other junk the fuck outta my face.

Can we just stop putting Melissa McCarthy in stuff? Please?

who wouldnt?

Oh gosh... you mean a guy like this is a tremendous jerkoff scumbag?  I never would’ve guessed.

Well, the Earth is HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS of years old. If you look at the bones of a JESUSaurus Rex, you will find that MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST SODA EVER MADE.

First of all, fuck you. Ghostbusters was hated upon because it was a pile of horse shit and thats the only reason.

Second of all, I didn’t read any farther than that...

fuck you.  Did I say that already?  Ok.  Sorry.

Bitch, everyone’s got one or two outfits that look sharp.  Doesn’t mean they’re expensive. 

Too much of a asshole to buy a HumVee but still a giant enough of a douchebag for a Jeep? Here’s your vehicle.

CA-RAAAAZY TAXI

Have fun with your suspension

“They call me a no-life but actually they are the people with no life.”

nah, they right.

why did the dude playing have to look like a complete idiot?

Christ, what the hell is wrong with that man?

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!

looks pretty good to me.

Wrigley might as well of been named a city dump because that’s where all the garbage goes.

I’m not sure what he did will convince anyone that he doesn’t need that evaluation...

Jesus, settle down zippy.

Must’ve called the guy a cocksucker.