Baby seal tears

Glad to hear Jalopnik listens, like the COTD awards ceremony articles. I was stoked to see it back! Yahoo News sucks, but at least their comments are funny. Congrats on COTD

Yahoo Autos editor - "Hmm, this car goes fast, has 2 doors, and is RWD, it must get 12mpg and run on Whale Blubber"

YAHOO!

I am surprised no one has yet to post the Mid 90's Ford Grills:

One can only hope. The new Impala is a good looking car.

It's at least going away?

You're supposed to identify them though the LED design!!!

Although it kinda works here on the 99 spec rx-7 in a more sinister form:

This is Jalopnik, so no one will agree, but the smiley faced Mazdas were awful

Someone crashed a Porsche?? Ermahgerd!! The engine must be in the wrong place! I also heard someone crashed a Corvette once, and also a Lamborghini. So front-engine and mid-engine are also out... Dammit, where's the right place for the engine? I guess there isn't one!

Easy. Peugeot has nailed it down perfectly:

This is how Audi made the original A1

What the hell is Honda doing with their grilles anyway, with huge plastic pieces plastered over them?

This one's already dead, but it was stupid back then and remains so. ESPECIALLY when lit up.

Aka the "flying vagina"

It's this.

Already dead, but this was just terrible in every way.

Look everyone! My mouth is HUGGGEEE