Don’t forget, “Back off, I’m almost doing the speed limit!” and the recurring series “The Many Wonders of the Grand Marquis”.

I can finally live out my dream of being a Little Rascal!

They ran. They ran at first in terror, then in desire, once I distributed leaflets explaining how much more efficient this was. I drove onto the lawn at Weaver Street and revved the engine until about half the women there were pregnant.

We specialize in... well, bitches.

sooooo... Scranton still might make it?

"OH SHIT. YOU ORDERED SOMETHING FROM AMAZON? GET DOWN!"

I don't know *that much* about the NORRA vintage events... but I'm making it my mission to change that for us and everybody else come Spring.

Behold! Ford Explorer Eddie Bauer Edition, motherfuckers.

To be the ultimate 90's vehicle, it would have to:

and Ford Explorer

First off, thanks for your service. Second, have you ever been to Trenton, NJ? Place is a shit hole so I find it ironic that the USS Trenton is also considered Ghetto.

It's only a coincidence, but this is also how they tried to resuscitate that parrot Barry's kid microwaved.

WHAT IS LOVE?? BABY DON'T HURT ME... DON'T HURT ME... NO MORE

I googled "head on a swivel gif" but instead I got these gifs of owls with incredible ranges of motion:

Probably just a typo, but it's supposed to be "faint of heart" .

I hate to be the one to bring a crappy looking wagon/hatchback to the table but dare I say, the 2004 Malibu sedan is better looking than this abomination, the all hideous Maxx?