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Sam I - Texalopnik Ambassador
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"Xhbitionist", eh?

Edited for facts.

I am actually a Certified Texas Department of Safety Vehicle Inspector. I wouldn't be John Q. Public trying to get my car legal.

My first car that I bought is my current daily driver. 1997 Mazda Miata. The first car that I had my name on the title is my avatar pic, a 1967 Ford Galaxie 500. Currently in running and driving condition, but the seat back broke, so it's in permanent gangster-lean. Due to said lean, is not able to pass TX State

Portland, ME to San Diego, CA. Departing Fri Nov 28, 520 AM $2237

On November 14, 2006, state officials close the last two of Texas' famed Pig Stand restaurants, the only remaining pieces of the nation's first drive-in restaurant empire. The restaurants' owners were bankrupt, and they owed the Texas comptroller more than $200,000 in unpaid sales taxes.

I think all BMW steering wheels are tilted at a weird angle. Like, not parallel with the dash. Makes me dislike them.

"Harris at the Helm"? Welcome to the party, Chris!

Dear Mr. Hardigree,

That Galaxie is a 1967, not a 66. The 66 grille and nose are flat, not pointed. Source: I own a 67.

The fact that you've already resigned yourself to talking about the K900 in the past tense is telling.

Not sure if this has been posted, but 5 series wagon, row-your-own 5 speed, and according to seller, "NO DEAD PIXELS" AND "tires is good".

I can't post pictures, but the last generation Camry Wagon that was available in the US. Dat ass looks plain weird.

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The Navigator only exists because the Expedition still exists. Big ass body-on-frame SUV. We had a few on the lot over a year old marked down from $63k to the upper $40's. However, a lot of people forget that it's available with 4 wheel drive, and some of the rich Texas ranch owners do the whole 9" lift and mud

Despite what Lincoln would have you believe, those letters actually do mean something. MKX and C are both code for crossover, MKZ stands for Zephyr (the predecessor based on the Ford 500), MKS is sedan and MKT is touring. I worked at the top Lincoln dealer in the country, and this was the explanation I got from FoMoCo

Last statement made me audibly laugh. My coworkers now think I'm insane. Well done, sir!

Wow, that name is terrible. I'm calling it the AirCrow. Yep, much better.

The answer is Ford Flex. The Ecto-1 wasn't meant to be fast, just big (with some personality).

Achievement Unlocked: Earn A Unit Nickname. "Pinata" (In all seriousness, hope he makes a full recovery.)