Wow, that name is terrible. I'm calling it the AirCrow. Yep, much better.

The answer is Ford Flex. The Ecto-1 wasn't meant to be fast, just big (with some personality).

Achievement Unlocked: Earn A Unit Nickname. "Pinata" (In all seriousness, hope he makes a full recovery.)

This is the most meta article to ever be posted in Flight Club. #SubtleObservation

You would think they would have an auto self-destruct set to activate when there is an anomaly detected. Also, where's the dash cam video? (Obviously, because Russia.)

Cosworth Focus RS

About that glorious paint and matching rim color scheme... http://fcdn.mtbr.com/attachments/pa…

Essence of Lincoln: Eau De Old People.

Government fleet in an undisclosed location?

HIGHLY disguised next gen Raptor?

Mercedes Benz CLA. It's like a body kit on a Civic.

Looks to be a Country Squire 2 dr concept based on the 2 dr Galaxie (see my avatar for reference). Possibly what a "modern" contemporary of the 1950-9 Country Squire would have looked like.

2005-6 Pontiac GTO 6.0L. Not quite "American" BUT 400hp-400 lb/ft. in a relatively small-ish package. Literally the recipe for a muscle car.

Recall Inception! WE MUST GO DEEPER!

ZOMG BMW TURBO STRAIGHT 6 SUPRA SECOND COMING! Or, this seems like a heavily veiled, likely unsubstantiated hint at a new Supra. #GrindingTheRumorMill

Clearly, the Delorean. Fall from excess that involved the CIA, cocaine, and a country with a guerrilla civil war (N. Ireland)? There is none more 80s.

Anything North of Lubbock is the Panhandle. Anything South of there and to San Angelo (Permian Basin) is west Texas. Anything in the mountain time zone (but still in Texas) is El Paso. Basically if you can grow an agricultural crop, it isn't west texas. Cattle and oil only? West Texas

Oh, snap. You just got TORCHINSKY'D (TM)!

On a more personal note, what do you miss most about Texas?